We were getting our family portraits the other day.  The photographer was trying to get Alice to smile so she was making really weird/silly noises to get her to crack.  Alice wrinkled up her face, looked at the photographer, and said, "What are you doing?"  Alice was looking at the photographer like she was some kind of alien.

 

Dad and Alice were playing on the couch.  Dad said, "Alice, I love you."  Alice said, "I love you.  I love you so hard!"

 

Mom said, "Alice, do you want some pie?"  Alice replied, "Hooray!  I want some Key William Pie".  I always thought it was called Key Lime Pie.  Huh, you learn something new everyday.

 

Mom comes out of that bathroom.  Alice said, "Mommy, did you go potty on the toilet."  Mom, "Yep".  Alice, "Good job, Mommy!  I'm so proud of you!  You get a star!"

 

Alice was casually lounging on our bed watching TV while Mom and Dad were getting ready in the bathroom.  Alice took her eyes of the television long enough to say in a very serious tone, "You guys stink."  Dad asks, "We stink?  What do we stink like?"  Alice returns to her TV show and says frankly, "Cow poop".

 

 

P.S. We are not moving.  Jake helped remodel a house in Mill Creek and some of the pictures are on this site.